colchrishadfield:

I am THRILLED to accept the honour of being the Calgary Stampede Parade Marshal! A great reason to come back to Earth!

i didn’t drink officer i am OKAy

stealingoctopi:

Niceness.

skegeton:

more like doctor Who Cares

(via sugarpuf)

i fucked up my foot really bad, please carry me.

(Source: 690yen, via sadshoujo)

TELL MY MOM I’M DIM.